As an avid Sex and the City fan, I learned a few life lessons from Carrie and Samantha. While Samantha's passion may have been sex (nothing wrong with that), mine is something of similar satisfaction: food. My plan is to try every restaurant in NYC (that has an A rating) and eventually across the country and maybe even the world?!
I guess you can say food to me is as indulgent as sex. Does that mean good food can be compared to good sex, and bad food can be compared to bad sex? I think so!
My restaurant reviews are based on a #foodtosexratio rating scale that reflects this theory:
FOODGASM: 10/10
HIT THE G-SPOT (AKA GASTRO SPOT): 9/10
ALMOST CLIMACTIC: 8/10
YUMMY: 7/10
GOOD: 6/10
BASIC: 5/10
VERY VANILLA: 4/10
MEH: 3/10
WOOF: 2/10
ONE NIGHT STAND: 1/10
